chickren replied to your photo “Selfie because I feel kind of cute in that dress.”
You are ADORABLE in that dress!
Have you ever considered that maybe some of these girls are not yours? Their mothers could just be claiming that you're the father because they know you would give their bastard children a better life than they could.
*fearsome warrior who aggressively hates Westeros*
*has threesomes with identical female twins*
*poisons anyone and everyone who gets in her way*
*disguises herself as a man so she can study in Oldtown*
Yeah I'm fairly certain that they're all mine.
"I waited too long to read the sequel, and now I can’t even remember the characters."
A novel by me
I just realized that tomorrow will be the last day where I can dress up really nice for work because after my vacation in france I will start a placement at a pre-casting factory and lord knows that I’m not ready for that.
If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife