I’m finally back from my first flat viewing and oh my god I WANT IT SO BAD. This girl is so cute and the flat is in the old part of the town so it’s very central and so beautiful AND I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY TO KNOW IF I GET IT HOW WILL I SURVIVE THIS?!
Khal Drogo: “I nominate Viserys for the GOLDbucket challenge!!”
NOTHING BETTER THAN SHOWERING AND PUTTING ON A BIG TSHIRT AND GETTING INTO BED WITH CLEAN SHEETS LITERALLY NOTHING DON’T FIGHT ME ON THIS
whose dumb idea was it to let me use the air nailer gun my hand-eye coordination is ZERO when I’m tired
Be the villain you were born to be. Stop waiting for someone to come along and corrupt you. Succumb to the darkness yourself.
This is surprisingly motivating.
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
I nearly fell asleep at work but my supervisor threw a paper ball at me
Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.
the bar has never been lower
#boys who are not rapists
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”